thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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legshaving:

i laughed so hard jesus came down to see what was wrong 

(Source: trexjose, via khaleesisizebed)

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beckpoppins:

ladyfabulous:

lucynola:

post-and-out:

sassycelery:

kirschtein-s:

sassycelery:

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

Reblogging to keep track of this! I might need it someday.

WHY WOULD YOU PUT SALT?!

LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU WOULD ADD SALT. SALT ENRICHES THE FLAVOURS. SALT BALANCES OUT THE SWEETNESS SO IT ISN’T TOO CLOYING. SALT IN SWEET STUFF IS AMAZING.

THAT’S WHY YOU ADD THE SALT.

unless you are medically unable to ADD SALT. UNSALTED DESSERTS TASTE FLAT AND WRONG. THERE IS A REASON SALTED CARAMEL, PEANUT BUTTER (PEANUTS SUGAR SALT TRIFECTA), AND CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS ARE THE BEST. If fact NOT ONLY ADDING IT TO THE DOUGH BUT ALSO SPRINKLING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH COURSE SALT RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN IS FUCKING THE BEST THING EVER.

I BAKE FOR A LIVING AND I DO SQUAT WITHOUT SALT. SALT IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS SUGAR.

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Timestamp: 1411170302

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms, via khaleesisizebed)

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via drjamesmccrimmon)

randomfandomteacher:

beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

I’m not even an aunt…. but I feel like it now that all my cousins and friends are making babies

(via mrsgreenleaf)

Timestamp: 1410817864

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via willulovemeforever)

Finally got my #elephant #plugs from @plug_club 😍😍😍

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i-c-how-it-is:

thollukthcaptor:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

dare4more:

I literally just went from aw to wtf.

NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,

there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

(Source: rachelthefish, via tealybopper)

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